Note to self - don't try to pry frozen smoked salmon slices apart with a brand new knife, because it will slip and stab you in the palm, and you will have to phone your best friend to drive you to the hospital at 10 o'clock at night for stitches... And then she will laugh at you.
(when labelling this post I found I already had all the labels I needed - accident, embarrassing, F Dick, funny, hospital, ouch, shame - which says a lot about my escapades, lol)
and I watched a youtube video to find out how to take my stitches out - it was easy peasy!
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ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh so much that I cry!!!
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PS I've never heard a baby yell such swear words that came out of your mouth!!