You've got to be yolking!

 

Sometimes me and B amaze ourselves with the comedy gold we come up with.  This is one of our longer, funnier exchanges, with my favourite theme!

Too many zombies and too much wine? Surely not possible

When you are being harrassed for the buttons you promised for a button swap, what can you do but call out the big literary guns and invoke the Merchant of Venice to defend your honour??  However, dear friend B didn't get the reference and mucho text weirdness ensued (she started it with that alien emoticon, honest guv!).  Learn from this lesson, folks, and don't drunk text!